Me as third wheel

Volunteers cleared debris from a home in Valparaíso, Chile, on Monday. Thirteen people died as a result of the blaze, and at least 2,000 homes were destroyed.

"Taking jobs to build up your resume is the same as saving up sex for old age."

(via sugarsnap)

Interviewer: what was the last supervisory role you held?

Me: I supervised the Subway employee who made my sandwich this afternoon.

luther + orange (asked by brokendream)