"Taking jobs to build up your resume is the same as saving up sex for old age."

(via sugarsnap)

Interviewer: what was the last supervisory role you held?

Me: I supervised the Subway employee who made my sandwich this afternoon.


luther + orange (asked by brokendream)

Url's from across the world! add your url !:) reblog this to gain

  • • Argentina:
  • • Alabama:
  • • Alaska:
  • • Arizona:
  • • Arkansas: localcunt.tumblr.com
  • • Australia:  http://apricot-drop.tumblr.com/
  • • Belgium: http://rainb0wpoop.tumblr.com/
  • • California: http://snorlax-faps-to-anything.tumblr.com/ : http://musicpnppl.tumblr.com/
  • • Canada: http://pimpstinbieber.tumblr.com/ ... yours-truly-shaneka.tumblr.com
  • • Colorado: http://s-prinkl3s.tumblr.com/
  • • Colombia:
  • • Connecticut:  
  • • Delaware:  
  • • District Of Colombia:
  • • Florida:  http://dontyouloveowls.tumblr.com/ ; http://prisonmelodies.tumblr.com/
  • • Georgia: odonecstasy.tumblr.com
  • • Greece:
  • • Hawaii: http://watersh4rk.tumblr.com
  • • Hong Kong:
  • • Idaho:
  • • Indiana:  
  • • Illinois:
  • • Iowa:
  • • Iceland:
  • • Ireland: http://datjuz10anon.tumblr.com
  • • Italy:
  • • Kansas:
  • • Kentucky:
  • • Louisiana: savage4lyfe.tumblr.com
  • • Maine:
  • • Malaysia:
  • • Maryland:  nighttdreamer.tumblr.com
  • • Massachusetts: VintageHipsterx.tumblr.com
  • • Michigan : http://tbxchrisbrown.tumblr.com/ .... http://peace-love-niya.tumblr.com/ http://superbecourtney.tumblr.com/
  • • Minnesota: http://supgage.tumblr.com/
  • • Mississippi:
  • • Missouri:  http://butimspiffythou.tumblr.com/
  • • Montana:
  • • Nebraska: http://r3pt4r.tumblr.com/
  • • Netherlands:
  • • Nevada:
  • • New Hampshire:  
  • • New Jersey: http://slightly-dope.tumblr.com/
  • • New Mexico:
  • • New York: http://xoxobeautifull.tumblr.com/
  • • North Carolina: running-out-of-words.tumblr.com
  • • North Dakota:
  • • New Zealand: rosedesquatresaison.tumblr.com
  • • Ohio: http://tankinator.tumblr.com/
  • • Oklahoma: http://allsaintshospital.tumblr.com/
  • • Oman:  
  • • Oregon: http://highcatlady.tumblr.com
  • • Pennsylvania: http://thevales.tumblr.com
  • • Portugal:  
  • • Rhode Island:  http://smile-to-hide-the-pain.tumblr.com
  • • South Carolina: http://s3xtraordinary.tumblr.com
  • • South Dakota:
  • • Spain:
  • • Tennessee:
  • • Texas:
  • • Utah: http://askselmgomez.tumblr.com/
  • • Vermont:
  • • Virginia:  http://0rig4mi.tumblr.com/
  • • Washington:  itsnaynayhun.tumblr.com
  • • West Virginia:  
  • • Wisconsin:  http://casey125607.tumblr.com/
  • • Wyoming:
  • • United Kingdom: http://sstr3ngth.tumblr.com
  • • Turkey:
  • • Sweden:
  • • Mexico:  
  • Hell: curi-osi-ty.tumblr.com
  • Nigga-Ville: http://kaleahthekid.tumblr.com
  • Yo momma bed: mr-rogers2uhoe.tumblr.com